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I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Age 74, Male

Jew

Iraq

Joined on 4/10/07

Level:: 18
Exp Points:: 3,350 / 3,600
Exp Rank:: 16,815
Vote Power:: 5.98 votes

Rank:: Police Captain
Global Rank:: 3,833
Blams:: 420
Saves:: 1,930
B/P Bonus:: 16%

Whistle:: Deity

Medals:: 21
Gear:: 1

aListers 2007-08-30 10:30:44

DO NOT swear at me! or saltshakerclock! are you declin btw? because your a n00b and you swear at people

BlueHippo 2007-08-30 10:43:31

i walk up casually to you, and make eye contact. i notice that you look nervous, and try to console you. "shh baby, this will only take a second." i grab your zipper from behind and begin to unzip it, you can feel my forearm rubbing against your hard and sturdy penis. you feel the other arm come from the other side and begin to pull your pants down, slowly, while you feel my hot breath breathing down the back of your neck. lean to your left and whisper into your ear "i love you" and begin to bend you over the kitchen counter. i abruptly drop my pants and whip out my big fat giant blue hippo penis, and begin ramming it into your tight throbbing ass hole, over and over as a shower of blood erupts from your anus, showering the walls and my chest with your crimson joy. i see you wince in pain, and i stick it in deeper, feeling your intestines with the tip of my shaft. i begin to proceed to ram all 14 inches of hippo dick into your ass hole, until i can feel my sack press up against yours, and i pull your hair and pull me close. OH. OOOOH. my body begins to shake, and i can see you looking more nervous. as soon as my geyser of cum erupts into you sphincter it propels me backwards and i go flying into a wall, breaking the wall and your mothers expensive china. the cumming continues, as i turn your living room into a salty slip 'n slide. once my dick is done throbbing and dribbling cum, i grab my erect dick with one hand, and reach into my pants pocket on the floor with the other, and pull out a $5 bill. I wipe off the end of my dick with it, and hand it to you. i say "thanks" and you just look at me mesmerized. i go through the door, as you stand there mouth ajar.

if you ever need to fuck again, you know where to find me.

Orange-Jews 2007-08-30 10:43:31

hawt. :)

saltovergray 2007-08-30 10:53:56

You gay.

Orange-Jews 2007-08-30 10:53:56

NUH UH. NOP.

saltovergray 2007-08-30 10:56:52

Fuck you.

Orange-Jews 2007-08-30 10:56:52

NO U

saltovergray 2007-08-30 10:57:31

Fuck you faggot! LOL i just pwned you!!! n00b!

Twone 2007-08-30 11:03:59

YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST?!?!?!?!

Sicr 2007-08-30 12:05:57

Fuck you too, buddy.

Orangebeef 2007-08-30 12:06:03

WTF WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS SHIT IN MY NEWPOST GET A LIFE WTF U R SICK IN THE HEAD????? ok are you happy now

InsertFunnyUserName 2007-08-30 12:41:20

Fuck me?

I'm waiting.

Unforgiven30 2007-08-30 12:57:03

oh, i see, your some homosexual faggot who just goes on peoples accounts and says fuck you, just to get dem all stirred up so, just to humor you, IMA SPAM YOU

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djstaz0ne 2007-08-30 13:16:44

ima sow ur fucken asshole shut, and keep feeding you, and feeding you..

Smashedsmurf 2007-08-30 13:18:35

Why'd you say "Fuck you" in my blog?

Net-terrorist 2007-08-30 13:20:04

56 Year Old Male Jews in Canada always means trouble.

Kavinel 2007-08-30 13:40:52

fuck you

Bullion 2007-08-30 13:54:07

Panzer-Wolf 2007-08-30 13:55:35

Sure.

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